Long delayed…. But well worth it. (Continued Rant Day!)

Ok, so the past couple of weeks have been amazing for me.
I’ve had time to discuss the whole riding thing with a few women, A few women cyclists, I also plan to discuss it more today.
The women will ride today!
Okay, here’s my thing, I’m a dude, I’m a heterosexual, I love women. What I hate is when I sit in a shop and I see a woman dragged in by her boyfriend or husband to get a bike because he can’t pull his own head out of his ass to spend any quality time with her and figures making her ride is the only option. Conversely, there are times when a woman shows interest in riding and she comes along because she wants to ride.
Either way it ends up with a douchebag boyfriend taking her out and realizing she’s too slow (because she’s new to the whole thing), that she can’t get the clueless pedals (cause her last bike most likely had streamers and a rainbow brite sticker on it back from the day when his bike was covered in GI Joe decals (Or their just hipsters (Rant for another day))), or that she doesn’t want to just eat miles with a bunch of dudes. This means one of three things he gets frustrated, she stops riding, or they join a group of cyclists who are all dudes and they just end up dropping them along the ride.
Sure, it doesn’t always happen like that. Yet there aren’t many people out there that share the “common spandex cyclist of the opposite sex” mindset.
I’ve been in rides where I have had to make men leave because of the comments and jokes. Seriously, if you wouldn’t say the joke in front of your mother, why is it okay I front of a complete stranger who is also female?
I’ve seen women dropped and completely shattered because their significant others just continued on with the guys and figured the course was marked so it will be all right.
That just sucks. It really does. I’ve ridden along side a few women in my life and learned a lot about cycling filtered through xx chromosomes. Women don’t have penises! (Imagine that!) Their saddles and approach to multi-day rides is different then men’s.
Everything changes!!!!! People! Listen to me! Women need to have women’s riding groups! Not in a segregational manner. They need a group of girls to ride with, they also need groups with “non-dick-headed men”, (or shall we say gentlemen?) to continue cycling in a purely heterogeneous super happy fun time. I had a group of racers I rode with, way back in the day (back when pedals still had straps and aluminum was what you made parts out of not frames), my first day a incredibly strong Jamaican rider carried me two miles while I figured out my pedals. He did that at pace!!! Totally ashamed of myself, he said it just made him stronger. I helped him. WHAT? REALLY?
Where is my road riding Alice B Toeclips?
I mean no wonder there is so many women in triathlon! It’s a individual sport. No group competition. We have completely isolated people! Men! We have isolated the people who actually bear our boorish attitudes to a place where we don’t act and react with them! How is that good?
Anyways…. This is me venting. Things gotta work better.